• BREAKING: Caddy adds a 26th leg “for value” • • ALERT: Tommy posts a winning slip from yesterday (again) • • UPDATE: Reverse Duff keeps printing • • DEVELOPING: Dawg is retired but still catching UFC strays • • BREAKING: Caddy adds a 26th leg “for value” • • ALERT: Tommy posts a winning slip from yesterday (again) • • UPDATE: Reverse Duff keeps printing • • DEVELOPING: Dawg is retired but still catching UFC strays • • BREAKING: Caddy adds a 26th leg “for value” • • ALERT: Tommy posts a winning slip from yesterday (again) • • UPDATE: Reverse Duff keeps printing • • DEVELOPING: Dawg is retired but still catching UFC strays •

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Official rankings for the core five (based on vibes, screenshots, and selective memory).

Member	Stat	Note
Caddy	0–9	Parlay performance art
Duff	Fade MVP	Reverse Duff era
Dawg	Retired	UFC guy, zero hits
Tommy	100%*	(*only posts winners after they cash)

Caddy Duff Dawg Tommy