• BREAKING: Caddy adds a 26th leg “for value” • • ALERT: Tommy posts a winning slip from yesterday (again) • • UPDATE: Reverse Duff keeps printing • • DEVELOPING: Dawg is retired but still catching UFC strays • • BREAKING: Caddy adds a 26th leg “for value” • • ALERT: Tommy posts a winning slip from yesterday (again) • • UPDATE: Reverse Duff keeps printing • • DEVELOPING: Dawg is retired but still catching UFC strays • • BREAKING: Caddy adds a 26th leg “for value” • • ALERT: Tommy posts a winning slip from yesterday (again) • • UPDATE: Reverse Duff keeps printing • • DEVELOPING: Dawg is retired but still catching UFC strays •

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Caddy Parlay Tracker

Nine straight parlays. Nine straight lessons. Zero learned. Record: 0–9 • Typical slip: 20–25 legs.

How It’s Going

Builds parlays like IKEA furniture: too many pieces, missing the one that matters.
If he likes 2 picks, he will LOVE 25. Same outcome, bigger font.
Parlay lifespan: dies early, gets a memorial, repeats tomorrow.

Suggested fixin: fewer legs, more dignity.

Parlay Survival Meter

Leg 1

88%

Leg 25

3%

Estimated probability the slip is still alive.

CADDY MEGA PARLAY

APPROVED

25-Leg Special

because why not

+9999

Random Leg #7

dies for no reason

RIP

Confidence

elite

∞

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