Mike’s Women’s CBB Fund 🏀
The only sport he can beat… briefly Mike only wins money on women’s college basketball. Unfortunately, every time he makes some money, he gives it all back… and then some. Lifetime loss leader of the core five.
Where Mike Actually Wins
Sport: Women’s College Basketball
On a heater
72%
About to donate it back
28%
Mike’s bankroll mood ring.
Claim: “I only bet WCB now.”
Reality: wins a little → gets confident → gives it all back → adds more.
The Give-It-Back Cycle
- Wins two WCB bets
- Declares “I’m dialed”
- Sizes up
- Gives it all back
- Gives back extra “for good measure”
- Finds a sharp edge in WCB… then sprints off a cliff with it.
- Turns a heater into a donation drive in record time.
- ‘I’m up’ is always followed by ‘never mind.’
- Every comeback story ends in a deeper hole.
Lifetime Rank: #1 (Most Lost) • Profit Retention: 0%
Receipts
- Cycle: wins → talks → sizes up → gives it back → reloads → repeats.
- Only sends a ‘lock’ when he’s already down and needs a miracle.
- Somehow the bankroll graph is a waterslide.
- NEW RECEIPT: Edmonton Oilers 8-leg parlay cashed — McDavid OT breakaway was the dagger.
- Current situation: at least ~6 parlays in a row did not survive. Spreadsheet season begins.